Monday, January 31, 2011

A Room With A View: Writers' Rooms

As writers, we need a room of our own. Virginia Woolf said it so long ago, but it's still true. And for me, it's still as elusive as when I read those words as an undergrad. (Yes, I'm also still working on the whole independently wealthy bit.)

So until I finally get my "room," I moon over the rooms of others. Like Lorelei V's:


 According to her blog, it's half-way between Jane Austen and Tina Fey. But I think it's still lovelier than mine (which is NOT a room, but more like a corner).

Check out Michael Pollen's "room":


The man has taken the room out of the house entirely.

Roald Dalh has one that is similar (but not as pretty on the inside).

And then I think, why not make it even more removed. Like a room up a tree:


Here you would have to let down the ladder if you wanted anyone to come up. Which, of course, you wouldn't. And then they'd have to hike wearily back to the house.

A tree house appeals to me, also, because it would allow me to live out my whole Blue Lagoon fantasy (sans half-naked crush, of course.)

How about a tree globe?


No one would even know it was a room.

Friday, January 7, 2011

I Reviewed A Reviewer

I was recently recruited to compose a poem for a literary collection. But the guidelines pertained not to form or length, but to content. Acceptable submissions were to be light and/or humorous. Nothing dark or strange would suit. (I considered writing a poem about my cat. Of course, this didn't exactly work out, as everyone knows that cats are inherently dark and sinister creatures out to thwart you at every turn. What was I thinking?)

Eventually I had to admit that this was not a project I was cut out for. Was I not a light and happy person? Or is happiness in art overrated?


Jenn Farrell's latest collection of short stories, The Devil You Know, was reviewed by Clay Hemmerich of Concordia's student newspaper, The Link. Although Hemmerich admits that The Devil You Know is "written in irreproachable prose," he bases the bulk of his criticism on the fact that "the collection has very few moments of good humour." Hemmerich writes that after having read Farrell's work, he now "understand[s] the grim feeling of depression." "Pick it up if you want to feel down," he concludes.

Really? Is that the final word? Why isn't "irreproachable prose" enough to redeem the author of this book? Furthermore, is the fact that the book didn't make him feel happy even a relevant point of contention?

Both Dalhousie University and Queens University provide guidelines for writing a book review. Point of view, style, authority, character development, plot, and format are each considered worthy of a book reviewer's attention. It is the reviewer's responsibility to examine all of these areas for any signs of weakness. And in an age where it’s all been done before, originality is critical.

In order to provide a sound review, the reviewer must first read the entire book. This might go without saying for some. Others, like Hemmerich, perhaps have some difficulty with this component. In his review, Hemmerich comments only on the first story in Farrell's collection, calling it "morbid." Comments like "painstakingly insightful" and "fearless with the intimate details of her characters" are as close as Hemmerich comes to touching the other categories of a book review. And while "morbidity" is neither original or new, Hemmerich admits that he didn't understand depression before this book, so it must at least be new to him.

Upon close inspection, Hemmerich is guilty of the ultimate sin: bias. In his review of The Devil You Know, he fails to separate personal preference from his categorical assessment. This brings me back to my original qualm: what's so terrible about the perverse and the profane? Does happiness really make good art?

I don't know. But I do know that the degree of happiness (or unhappiness) should never dictate the final word on a piece of art. Remember what happened to Claude Tanner from Degrassi High? Amidst the humorous acts for the talent show auditions, the social misfit decided to recite a poem he had written. After listening to his descriptions of "autumn leaves, dying leaves/season of death" and laments for all that is "soothing, black and warm," the judges decided that Tanner's poem is "just a little depressing." Maybe if they had critiqued it for style rather than content, he wouldn't have killed himself. 

How's that for morbid?

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Hole Lotta Love: First Publishing Credit

Have you ever Googled yourself? If I was really "cool," I wouldn't do it. But sometimes a girl can't help it.

I actually stumbled upon something I never expected to find: my first ever publishing credit, courtesy of Google Books.

When I was thirteen, I had a Spin Magazine subscription (because I was "cool"). Boy was I excited to get the October 1998 issue featuring my favourite band of all time: Hole. After devouring the article, I ripped out the photos, adding them to the collage of band photos plastered across my bedroom walls. After that, I wrote a letter. And guess what? They actually published it!


Reading it now, I'm a little embarrassed. I sound like one of those naive Kurt Cobain devotees, from the teenage cult of Nirvana. And I guess I was just that. I don't even listen to Nirvana anymore (unless I want to feel nostalgic).

I totally dissed Courtney Love in my letter. And while she's definitely not without things to be called out on, my criticism of her was unfair.

Sorry, Courtney.